Sorry, that humour was a bit black.

Maybe they need an engineer to do a few stress calls

Hi. Sorry been a bit busy. We were ok (we're not affected by groundwater usually) but the roof of our (new!) factory failed spectacularly  caused millions in damage. Unbelievable that a brand new roof should fail so badly.

Just seen on the news about flooding on the M5 near Bristol.
Thought about Ian's position next to the river.
Are you doing okay Ian?