But i think you will find gods country is cornwall, not scotland
NO NO NO, too many Cornish people down there

You obviously have never been to Scotland. Scotland has to be one of the prettiest places on earth. The best bit, it's has plenty of space and your not stuck in traffic jams every time you want to go anywhere. The people are also very friendly. Also some of the best cruising to be had anywhere in the UK.
Seriously take your family to Scotland for a holiday, they will love it.