« Reply #1748 on: Feb 06, 2016, 12:10 am »
 
[quote author=Nick Flint link=topic=1588.msg48135#msg48135 date=1454536133
"WHOS BoB-----? :o   
 
Told the wife this one & got the "Oh, for goodness..." & the  ::) ::) .. An hour later heard her on the phone to our daughter cacking herself over it...

« Reply #1747 on: Feb 05, 2016, 11:02 pm »
 
                                             Daughter to Father:
                                       "Dad there is something my
                                         boyfriend said to me, that I
                                         didn't understand. He said
                                          that I 'have a beautiful
                                          chassis, lovely airbags and
                                         and a fantastic bumper.

                                        Father's response:
                                          "Tell your boyfriend that if he
                                          opens your bonnet and tries
                                           to check your oil with his
                                          dipstick, I will tighten his nuts
                                          so hard that his headlights
                                          will pop out and he will start
                                            leaking from his exhaust
                                              pip."

                                                                                              Tom. 

« Reply #1746 on: Feb 05, 2016, 5:07 pm »
 
That took a second...............................then LOV V V L
A BHC Marlin mk3 and Coastal Pro  Owner

« Reply #1745 on: Feb 04, 2016, 7:47 pm »
 
Pmsl.
Tears down my leg etc.

« Reply #1744 on: Feb 03, 2016, 9:48 pm »
 
Two Middle aged women chatting about Tattoos and one decides to go for it.
She tells the operator, "I REALLY like Butterflies can I have one on each Buttock?"
"Why YES was the retort"!---- Lie FACE Down on here------"
She exits, most delighted with the result.
Her friend, feeling a rush of enthusiasm also enters saying--
"I REALLY like Bees, Can I have one on each Buttock?"
"Why YES was the retort, lie face down on here"
Returning home, that night she proudly explains to her husband who says,
"Well lets be seeing then"!
She pulls her knickers down and bends over for him to have a good look.
After a while the husband asked---------
"WHOS BoB-----? :o 
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #1743 on: Feb 03, 2016, 9:39 pm »
 
Just received from Dave Ibbotson in Gran Canaria  8)
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #1742 on: Feb 02, 2016, 12:16 am »
 
I hope it comes with decent guy ropes to stop it taking off! Although the bed appears to have seat belts.

gavinparson

« Reply #1741 on: Feb 01, 2016, 6:45 pm »
 
Don't fancy sleeping on the ground?


http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00E9WHTMC

« Reply #1740 on: Jan 28, 2016, 7:14 pm »
 
Kip,
You haven't been drinking the stuff have you?

Kip

« Reply #1739 on: Jan 28, 2016, 4:26 pm »
 
Why don't we pronounce diesel as dysel?
We don't recive stuff.

Just a thought.

Kluless Kip

Ps, Gonna start a new fashion house called Paraffin. Any one want a tee shirt?

« Reply #1738 on: Jan 28, 2016, 10:49 am »
 
I don't know if any members are interested in space exploration etc but just read this morning about the NASA 'Opportunity' Mars rover which landed on Mars back in 2004 with a scheduled operating mission of 3 months, well its still going!! On monday its 12 th year on the red planet was celebrated, hows that for engineering? Due to the unexpected longevity of the mission the rover is rover is experiencing memory problems (so human?) with its computer!   

« Reply #1737 on: Jan 27, 2016, 7:47 am »
 
Worth a try???

Love it!!!!!   :o
A BHC Marlin mk3 and Coastal Pro  Owner

« Reply #1736 on: Jan 26, 2016, 12:19 pm »
 
Worth a try???

Kip

« Reply #1735 on: Jan 25, 2016, 9:25 am »
 
You cracked it then.
Looking forward to the manual once the TS3 is done!!

Kip

« Reply #1734 on: Jan 25, 2016, 7:56 am »
 
I like a good wildlife documentary

Alan