Kip

« Reply #1133 on: Jan 27, 2015, 4:46 pm »
 

Kip

« Reply #1132 on: Jan 25, 2015, 8:41 pm »
 
I think it's time to lighten the mood elsewhere.

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of
perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,
fatty."



Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife Is >lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
 Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
 
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney. I
 heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for
free."
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom And
sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's
going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a
year".

 
 As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She
looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk as to her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Publish and be damned Kip

« Reply #1131 on: Jan 11, 2015, 10:24 am »
 
Just watched a few of her YouTube vid's, a lot of talent there for sure.

« Reply #1130 on: Jan 11, 2015, 9:07 am »
 
Yes!
If she was invited to various rock concerts she could well bring the house down, but may well show up her aging stage compatriots as rather average instrumentalists.
I think her audition for "The Voice" could well founder though.
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

Kip

« Reply #1129 on: Jan 11, 2015, 8:08 am »
 
This kid is mind blowingly amazing.


Kip

implanecrazy

« Reply #1128 on: Jan 08, 2015, 6:36 pm »
 

Electric F1???
.

I watch a few laps of he electric F1 a few weeks ago.  "Great way to help you sleep"  F1 is boring enough, chuck in an electric motor, looks like a funeral procession  ???

Kip

« Reply #1127 on: Jan 08, 2015, 6:18 pm »
 
Silent drag racing????
Electric F1???
Get Outta of Here.
Kip
Ps. Now Diesel FI Would be something else.

gavinparson

« Reply #1126 on: Jan 08, 2015, 3:12 pm »
 
It's a paradigm. If people have got used to motor racing being noisy then that's what they expect. That paradigm will be dispelled when we see 500+HP electric racing cars.
"Enjoyment" of loud noise is like listening to your music at 100dB. You choose to listen to it and enjoy the volume.
A hovercraft or other noisy vehicle at 97dB is not a pleasant experience and people don't enjoy it despite it having a lower sound pressure level than the music.
With the racing it's that mental connection between noise and perceived power, that's why stupid teenagers put loud exhausts on their mopeds and 1.2 Corsas. They think they sound more powerful.

Things change, perceptions change and Ecclestone is a dinosaur.

Kip

« Reply #1125 on: Jan 08, 2015, 12:06 pm »
 
An interesting snippet from the Mercedes Club Gazette ( No, I am not a subscriber) Reference the new Merc engine.
"Much has been made of the sound of the new cars, which are far much quieter with a much subdued growl.
Bernie Ecclestone said after the Australian race that he was "horrified" by the lack of volume that was being produced complaining that the lack of dramas a  result of the new sound could have an impact on ticket sales".

Oh! If only we had the same problem or perhaps that where we are going wrong  ;) ;D
Kip

« Reply #1124 on: Jan 02, 2015, 11:25 am »
 
There was nothing wrong with these old Singer sewing machines back in the 1930's  :P ;) ;D

Kip

« Reply #1123 on: Jan 02, 2015, 8:03 am »
 
This one is for John R who dared to pour scorn on my beloved Beetle engines.

Kip

Kip

« Reply #1122 on: Dec 24, 2014, 2:07 pm »
 
I can do that after a big helping of brussel sprouts.

Kip

« Reply #1121 on: Dec 24, 2014, 10:14 am »
 
If this can be done on a bicycle then I'm sure a hovercraft could do better  ???

Kip

« Reply #1120 on: Dec 24, 2014, 7:05 am »
 
Ebay has told me that that "this is something you may like"
I could not resist looking and I am so captivated by the sales pitch that I desperately  hope I am not too late for Santa.

http://www.uggaustralia.co.uk/s/UGG-UK/darling-harness/887278928072.html?source=CSE_shopping.com&CAWELAID=620010700000056493..
Kip





Kip

« Reply #1119 on: Dec 21, 2014, 8:29 pm »
 
Oops! should have said he was talking about electricity.
Kareless Kip