« Reply #853 on: Nov 29, 2013, 1:15 pm »
 
No, I THINK like that. What comes out of my mouth however is rubbish,,,,,,,,,
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

Kip

« Reply #852 on: Nov 29, 2013, 10:08 am »
 
Right up Nick's street. He talks like that.

Kip

« Reply #851 on: Nov 28, 2013, 11:02 pm »
 
This is good for a laugh...

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The accelerator pedal controls main channel's damper opening
through the accelerator back guy, reduces expenses to enter
engine cylinder's gas flow amount; the damper opening
transmits from the damper position transducer to engine
control unit ECU. Flows through the by-pass canal the gas
flow amount by the unit motor control, meets the system
requirements the idling regime goal rotational speed.

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Ian Brooks
Gloucester, UK

« Reply #850 on: Nov 28, 2013, 8:06 pm »
 
You can buy a radar of me if U like

« Reply #849 on: Nov 28, 2013, 2:08 pm »
 
Can you buy electronics NOT made in China ???? :-(

gavinparson

« Reply #848 on: Nov 28, 2013, 1:56 pm »
 
Stuff made in China but managed by Western staff is fine. Stuff made by/ plagiarised by Chinese on their own is often crap.

« Reply #847 on: Nov 28, 2013, 12:10 pm »
 
 
Ross, you've clearly bought some cheap Chinese rubbish.
The iPhone is made in China.


Just to keep it balanced... Expensive Chinese rubbish is also avalable ::)
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« Reply #846 on: Nov 28, 2013, 8:32 am »
 
The iPhone is made in China.

gavinparson

« Reply #845 on: Nov 28, 2013, 7:49 am »
 
Ross, you've clearly bought some cheap Chinese rubbish.

« Reply #844 on: Nov 25, 2013, 11:38 pm »
 
And,,,, here we are with Stanley Unwin again. This is where we came in Martha,,,,,,,
I once stayed in a crappy villa in Spain, which was described alluringly as "Much Sunly On The Day"! ;)
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

Kip

« Reply #843 on: Nov 25, 2013, 8:42 am »
 
Absolute doddle.
Shout if you need a hand!!!

Kip

« Reply #842 on: Nov 25, 2013, 6:22 am »
 
Sounds fair enough!

« Reply #841 on: Nov 24, 2013, 11:48 pm »
 
We have just had to replace a cctv monitor following a power surge.  Herewith some of the instructions ........ not surprisingly the installer is tearing his hair! I've cut and pasted this from the manufacturer's CD - no alteration or enhancements !


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Zoom ratio        The realize tension far draws near

focus             Carry out focal length to add and subtract

aperture          Carry out diaphragm to add and subtract

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                  to arrive the photo catalog of installing the catalog down the
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« Reply #840 on: Nov 07, 2013, 4:18 pm »
 
Bang ter rights ;)
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

Kip

« Reply #839 on: Nov 07, 2013, 3:03 pm »
 
Its a fair cop gov,,,,,,,,, :D
Stone the bleeding crows.
Just how old are you.
 
More like,
You can't touch me. I know my rights. I want a lawyer yer lying toerag.
 
Kip