A motor cycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of
a Harley motorcycle ( change this to Briggs engine
} when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his
shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and
take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a
question?"
The surgeon walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up,
wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I
open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I
finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary
and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically
the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic...
Try it with the engine running.