« Reply #373 on: Feb 09, 2012, 6:20 pm »
 
True story about my Grandfathers best friend; (arnt they all true?).
Man asks a solicitor to read and sign a legal document.
Job done.
That will be one guinea please.
It only took you a ten seconds!
Ahhh no. The signature was for free, the previous 40 years of experience cost one guinea!
If you are unsure of the finance, you are TOO young! Ask Kip.
GNF  8) GNF
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #372 on: Feb 09, 2012, 3:35 pm »
 
A motor cycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of
 a Harley motorcycle ( change this to Briggs engine  :) } when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his
 shop.
 
 The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and
 take a look at his bike.
 
 The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a
 question?"
 
 The surgeon walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up,
 wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I
 open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I
 finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary
 and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically
 the same work?"
 
 The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
 mechanic...
 
 Try it with the engine running.

« Reply #371 on: Feb 07, 2012, 11:44 pm »
 
Sev Pics ???  :) :)
Sev Heater?,  Sev seating in a Jeep?

« Reply #370 on: Feb 07, 2012, 11:36 pm »
 
A variation that has been done here in Dublin is for 2 lads to gear up in hi-viz jackets and a dumpy level just around a corner of a fast moving street. There was a lot of rubber left on the road that day.


Some dodgy looking characters around here have the same effect, including stopping Garda (police cars) :) :) Anybody that's visited Sevtec International Ireland will know what I mean :) :)

« Reply #369 on: Jan 29, 2012, 8:26 pm »
 
I looked at some more of his stuff, very funny!

Me to then i found it was three hours later and none of my work was done
 
Damn you YouTube
National Sarcasm Society - like we need your support
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saor gaoith

« Reply #368 on: Jan 29, 2012, 6:16 pm »
 
A variation that has been done here in Dublin is for 2 lads to gear up in hi-viz jackets and a dumpy level just around a corner of a fast moving street. There was a lot of rubber left on the road that day.

« Reply #367 on: Jan 29, 2012, 4:24 pm »
 
I can only imagine, that the police officer would laugh a lot also....
Martin Kristensen
Gærum, Frederikshavn DK

Brian.G.Reynolds

« Reply #366 on: Jan 29, 2012, 2:47 pm »
 
I looked at some more of his stuff, very funny!
 
I have seen some of it before but did not recognise him.....
 
Great.
 
B.

Kip

« Reply #365 on: Jan 29, 2012, 2:43 pm »
 
Yep, That was so funny.
I might just try that myself.
Kip

Brian.G.Reynolds

« Reply #364 on: Jan 29, 2012, 1:01 pm »
 
Brilliant! That was soooo funny!
 
I would definitely let them off if I was a Police officer!
 
B.

« Reply #363 on: Jan 29, 2012, 12:32 pm »
 
That's a good one especially the last part with the Police... ;D
Martin Kristensen
Gærum, Frederikshavn DK

studlyone

« Reply #362 on: Jan 29, 2012, 12:09 pm »
 
A mobile speed camera with legs  ;D ;D
There are some people with a great sense of humour. If anyone tried that over here they'd probably get filled in.  :D

« Reply #361 on: Jan 29, 2012, 10:54 am »
 
 A mobile speed camera with legs  ;D ;D


kevthehover

« Reply #360 on: Jan 27, 2012, 6:41 pm »
 
worms ! bloody snakes  lol
 
Kev

gavinparson

« Reply #359 on: Jan 27, 2012, 5:41 pm »
 
Kev has that every morning, I don't know how he stays so thin! (must be the tapeworm)  :D