« Reply #128 on: Sep 17, 2011, 10:55 pm »
 
Pity this doesn't work with hovercraft.

http://www.wimp.com/mastbridge/
There's no such thing as bad weather, you're just wearing the wrong jacket!!

implanecrazy

« Reply #127 on: Sep 17, 2011, 8:13 am »
 
He coming next week to clean my push bike :D
 
Some people have way too much money and sod all sense.

Brian.G.Reynolds

« Reply #126 on: Sep 17, 2011, 12:34 am »
 
How to polish your pride and joy...
 
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Brian.G.Reynolds

« Reply #125 on: Sep 17, 2011, 12:19 am »
 
Another reason NOT to go in the sea....
 
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I like the bit "icy waters of Gt Britain"...
 
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Brian.G.Reynolds

« Reply #124 on: Sep 16, 2011, 11:56 pm »
 
And just when you thought this thread was dead and gone....
 
Have a gander at this! About 5:40 mins in it get interesting...
 
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saor gaoith

« Reply #123 on: Sep 06, 2011, 9:34 pm »
 
I used to know a self employed transparent wall engineer. He did very well until someone robbed his bucket and ladder.

implanecrazy

« Reply #122 on: Sep 06, 2011, 6:11 pm »
 
Corporate Information Sharing Officer
Strategic Planning Directorate
Knowledge & Information Management Department
Merseyside Fire & Rescue Service HQ


The bigger the title the more bull**it comes out.
 
Kev

And a bigger wage, hence all the cut backs on the front line >:(
 
The SAS (not the army) has managers for all sorts of ridiculous job titles.  I almost applied for one myself earlier this year as it paid stupid amounts of money, company car & expenses for doing next to sod all.  Never guess job title!  "Hand washing coordinator" ???
 
I think the government want the cut backs to come from the management but we all know that they are not going to sack themselves, so cut back the frontline services and free up plenty of cash and make managing the front line services easier as there aren't as many to manage ::)

kevthehover

« Reply #121 on: Sep 06, 2011, 4:16 pm »
 
Corporate Information Sharing Officer
Strategic Planning Directorate
Knowledge & Information Management Department
Merseyside Fire & Rescue Service HQ


The bigger the title the more bull**it comes out.
 
Kev

winst

« Reply #120 on: Sep 06, 2011, 4:08 pm »
 
Totally off-topic (not that there is one on this thread  :D ) but I made an FoI enquiry to Merseyside Fire Department regarding the hovercraft they have bought and got a confirmation from someone whose title is:

Corporate Information Sharing Officer
Strategic Planning Directorate
Knowledge & Information Management Department
Merseyside Fire & Rescue Service HQ

... what on earth is all that about  ::) >:( - makes you wonder who thinks up these titles (and even worse, how many people are employed in all those "departments")?

probably only a couple of people on minimum wage with all the cut backs the emergency services are having to implement.  >:( 

Kip

« Reply #119 on: Sep 06, 2011, 3:47 pm »
 
I bet if you ask a question they won't know the answer, despite the title.
Kip

« Reply #118 on: Sep 06, 2011, 3:03 pm »
 
Totally off-topic (not that there is one on this thread  :D ) but I made an FoI enquiry to Merseyside Fire Department regarding the hovercraft they have bought and got a confirmation from someone whose title is:

Corporate Information Sharing Officer
Strategic Planning Directorate
Knowledge & Information Management Department
Merseyside Fire & Rescue Service HQ

... what on earth is all that about  ::) >:( - makes you wonder who thinks up these titles (and even worse, how many people are employed in all those "departments")?

implanecrazy

« Reply #117 on: Aug 13, 2011, 6:08 pm »
 
my new computer doesn't work right, got a good mind to go to comet and get my brick back.
:-X ;D

« Reply #116 on: Aug 13, 2011, 5:53 pm »
 
my new computer doesn't work right, got a good mind to go to comet and get my brick back.

Brian.G.Reynolds

« Reply #115 on: Jun 20, 2011, 10:01 pm »
 
Your loosing it my friend!
 
Be very careful or else you will be as senile as I am!
 
You have been warned!
 
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Kip

« Reply #114 on: Jun 20, 2011, 9:58 pm »
 
Cos gravities loosing it's suck.
B----y obvious I thought!


Next question.
Prof Kip