« Reply #2123 on: Jan 30, 2020, 10:28 pm »

« Reply #2122 on: Sep 22, 2019, 6:33 pm »

Thanks to Kim---- ;)

Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #2121 on: Aug 29, 2019, 6:14 pm »

My wife is missing.
She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall?


Don't know.

Color of eyes?

Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Color of hair?

Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.

What was she wearing?

Could have been jeans or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

What kind of car did she go in?

She actually went on my dirt bike...

What kind of bike was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
It's a new 2019 Kawasaki KX450 in lime green with a Liquid-cooled, 4-stroke Single engine, 449 cm³ displacement, 96 x 62.1 mm Bore x stroke with Compression ratio of 12.5:1. DOHC 4 valve, Forced lubrication, semi‑dry sump. Front suspension; 49 mm inverted telescopic fork with adjustable compression and rebound damping. Rear; New Uni-Trak with adjustable dual-range (high/lowspeed). Front brakes are Single semi-floating 270 mm petal disc. Caliper: Dual-piston. Rear brakes are Single 250 mm petal disc. Caliper: Single-piston. 5-speed transmission, Primary Reduction Ratio of 2.727 (60/22).  Wet multi-disc manual clutch. Perimeter, aluminum frame, 122 mm trail, 305mm front wheel travel, 307 for the rear. Front tyre: 80/100-21 51M and rear 120/80-19 63M. Steering angle, left / right 42° / 42° L x W x H 2,185 x 830 x 1,275 mm Wheelbase 1,485 mm Ground clearance 340 mm Fuel capacity 6.2 litres Seat height 955 mm Curb mass 110.0 kg... (continues to cry). 

Don't worry mate. We'll find your bike.
« Last Edit: Aug 29, 2019, 8:29 pm by John Robertson »

« Reply #2120 on: Jul 08, 2019, 6:56 pm »
Which is the problem, reading or writing? :)

« Reply #2119 on: Jul 07, 2019, 5:57 pm »
Don't leave spare aircraft engines lying around!!

« Reply #2118 on: Jul 07, 2019, 5:53 pm »
Been building an engine frame for my Marlin, do you think it may be on the light side??😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

« Reply #2117 on: Jun 17, 2019, 1:22 pm »

« Reply #2116 on: May 17, 2019, 12:15 pm »
What do you do when its raining in Porthmadog! Log in to the internet!!
Trailer idears maybe a bit too complicated/expensive!!

« Reply #2115 on: May 17, 2019, 10:20 am »
As C W F Hamilton of New Zealand, (some like to think of him as the "father of the Marine Jet) found out whilst experimenting with early jet boats there was a dramatic increase in boat speed when the jet outlet was lifted out of the water and exited to atmosphere. Newton's laws action / reaction! (Some used to think the jet pushed on the water!!)
What I am getting to is where could a jet be fitted into a H C so it could exit to atmosphere?

« Reply #2114 on: May 17, 2019, 10:04 am »
I reckon ALF will like that.
Im STILL toying with a get me home whilst floating (to the shore) electric jet.
Theres just stuff that gets in the way.
Not for the first time do I hear - "In the Winter------ ::) [size=78%] [/size]
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #2113 on: May 17, 2019, 9:53 am »
I know its not Hovercraft related but still interesting!

« Reply #2112 on: May 16, 2019, 6:10 pm »

Comedy genius. 8)

Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #2111 on: Mar 11, 2019, 10:16 am »
For those who want a better understanding of electrics!🙄🙄

« Reply #2110 on: Mar 08, 2019, 3:06 pm »
OH my very gosh!  :o

Well solder IS expensive you know. MUST be a Yorkshireman.
I put this forward as "Picture of the MONTH"!

Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #2109 on: Mar 07, 2019, 8:59 am »
Simms legit