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Gaz

« Reply #230 on: Dec 04, 2011, 7:44 am »
 
thanks for that image Gazza!!! glad i wasn't reading that over my cornflakes!
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Gary Firth (Gazza)

« Reply #229 on: Dec 04, 2011, 7:01 am »
 
Reading the gags makes it less of a ordeal cleaning up
Puppy wallnut whips at 6.30 on a sunday morning.
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Brian

« Reply #228 on: Dec 04, 2011, 12:20 am »
 
I bet she looked at you with pursed lips! :)
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ant

« Reply #227 on: Dec 03, 2011, 11:36 pm »
 
When I got to the poodle line it was a laugh out loud moment, brilliant.


Reminds me of earlier this week being behind a doddery old dear at the cash point; she was clearly having problems reading the screen, she tried 2 different sets of glasses and then turned to me and asked if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over
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kevthehover

« Reply #226 on: Dec 03, 2011, 11:22 pm »
 
Love it!! :D
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implanecrazy

« Reply #225 on: Dec 03, 2011, 9:52 pm »
 
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
 
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studlyone

« Reply #224 on: Dec 03, 2011, 9:37 pm »
 
Laughed so much I almost spilt me pint.
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rossfloyd

« Reply #223 on: Dec 03, 2011, 9:04 pm »
 
Ditto !   ;D
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gavinparson

« Reply #222 on: Dec 03, 2011, 9:01 pm »
 
 :D :D :D :D :D

Brilliant!!
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Brian.G.Reynolds

« Reply #221 on: Dec 03, 2011, 8:07 pm »
 
Can we please get Trev removed from this group for a few weeks while he gets some professional help!
 
Trev, you are one bad lad! I love that, it was great!
 
B.
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Trev

« Reply #220 on: Dec 03, 2011, 7:48 pm »
 

Al I was at Asda yesterday buying a box of Bakers for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Bakers Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensi...ve care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with the small bite biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a kerb to sniff a poodle's arse and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. ::) ;D :P
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Trev

« Reply #219 on: Dec 03, 2011, 7:39 pm »
 
 ;D ;D Lol the 18th one down is my dads cousin ??? ???

He stays in Whitburn and still has his band

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implanecrazy

« Reply #218 on: Dec 03, 2011, 7:25 pm »
 
Music madness, a list of the worst album covers ever.  Taken from a local photographers website.
 
http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm
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martin

« Reply #217 on: Dec 02, 2011, 10:13 pm »
 
hows you gona get the beer out with that thing on it kev,
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kevthehover

« Reply #216 on: Dec 02, 2011, 12:00 am »
 
Found this on E Bay not the safest way to stand a boat up ! 2 Gas bottles and a beer keg plus anything else that was to hand.... :P
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