A cute little girl walks into Pets R Us and asks in the sweetest little lisp between 2 missing teeth,
Excuthe me mither do you keep little wabbits?
As the shopkeepers heart melts he asks her, do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy widdle bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels , leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice.
I don't think my python weally gives a thit.
Anon.