« Reply #583 on: Jan 09, 2013, 4:36 pm »
 
This IS "Nowt to do wi Owt";
I was down at the small local "super market" and the 35 yr lady infront was rather suprised when asked to pay. SO
She eventually found her card all the while explaining why she found it difficult to find and had no money on her,,,SO
When asked for her pin, she slowly lowered her head to within 5cms of the pin machine explaining all the while  WHY she had forgotten her spectacles and thus found it difficult to actually see, SO
Proceeded to enter her pin laboriously into said machine, whilst saying slowly out aloud the following;
"One,,,,,, Two,,,,,,,Three,,,,,,FOUR" with gusto, and a flourish at the end.
All of the staff know (they were all laughing), including some very suspect nearbye people (me).
Strangely her hand bag lay unattended for the duration.  :D  Arnt people great! 8) gnf
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

Kip

« Reply #582 on: Jan 09, 2013, 3:37 pm »
 
Don't you just love idiots like these. Bless em and long may they entertain us.
 
Kip

« Reply #581 on: Jan 08, 2013, 8:57 pm »
 

« Reply #580 on: Jan 03, 2013, 8:23 am »
 
I shall avoid all "Large Cork" Jokes Philip ;) gnf
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #579 on: Jan 02, 2013, 9:16 pm »
 
A spokesman for Cork County Council said the hole was not technically a pothole as it was caused by a burst water main close by.  ;D ;D




Kip

« Reply #578 on: Dec 29, 2012, 8:23 am »
 
What an amazing total eejit and not a stick of bamboo in site!!
 
Let's hope no one gets killed next time.
 
The world needs nutcases but there are times when we also need a little bit of Health and Safety.
 
Kip

« Reply #577 on: Dec 28, 2012, 10:15 pm »
 
 ??? ??? dont think I would stand there with a camera  ;) ;)


gavinparson

« Reply #576 on: Dec 22, 2012, 4:42 pm »
 
  :D :D :D :D

« Reply #575 on: Dec 22, 2012, 1:20 pm »
 
Probably the funniest joke of 2012.  ;) Well done Nathan 8)
But (of course) not 4getting---" Peace to Everybody" (as well)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gnf...
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #574 on: Dec 22, 2012, 1:03 pm »
 
Yeasterdays "End of the World Event" was cancelled due to lack of interest  :D
That's not true, it was cancelled because "HCGB" had not approved it first! ;D

studlyone

« Reply #573 on: Dec 22, 2012, 12:51 pm »
 
Yeasterdays "End of the World Event" was cancelled due to lack of interest  :D

« Reply #572 on: Dec 18, 2012, 12:14 pm »
 
if its a zombie attack, we will be ok, zombies cant swim.

gavinparson

« Reply #571 on: Dec 18, 2012, 10:48 am »
 
Damn, the world is going to end before the Christmas cruise?  ???

« Reply #570 on: Dec 17, 2012, 11:23 pm »
 
I've just received a weather forecast for Friday and the weekend.  It might be advisable to get any cruising done earlier in the week.
 
 ;)

« Reply #569 on: Dec 08, 2012, 3:11 pm »