Kip

« Reply #612 on: Feb 06, 2013, 5:35 pm »
 
Suprise, Suprise!!
 
Kip
 

« Reply #611 on: Feb 03, 2013, 9:44 am »
 
I,m going out today to buy some turnips and a bag of carrots.

Kip

« Reply #610 on: Feb 02, 2013, 6:09 pm »
 
A cute little girl walks into Pets R Us and asks in the sweetest little lisp between 2 missing teeth,
Excuthe me mither do you keep little wabbits?
 
As the shopkeepers heart melts he asks her, do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy widdle bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?
 
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels , leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I don't think my python weally gives a thit.
 
Anon.

implanecrazy

« Reply #609 on: Feb 01, 2013, 9:10 am »
 
I reality the only way an ambulance crew has got of getting the person to hospital alive is if the person has been receiving good CPR prior to their arrival.  The quicker CPR is applied the greater chance the patient has of survival.
 
Everyone should learn CPR!  As Vinnie says press on the sovereign

« Reply #608 on: Feb 01, 2013, 8:42 am »
 

kevthehover

« Reply #607 on: Jan 31, 2013, 10:45 pm »
 
Lets get them in a hover and see what they can do.........

Kev

« Reply #606 on: Jan 29, 2013, 8:14 pm »
 
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« Reply #605 on: Jan 29, 2013, 8:12 pm »
 
I know this is an advert for life insurance BUT, what a clever bit of writing (you need to watch all of it)

National Sarcasm Society - like we need your support
http://www.patsure.com

Kip

« Reply #604 on: Jan 29, 2013, 6:30 pm »
 
I do like this one.
 

 
It's not just us fellers!!
 
Kip

« Reply #603 on: Jan 25, 2013, 5:04 pm »
 
Our late and dearly loved Kirsty Mc Call!
"""Theres a man down the chip shop swears hes Elvis!"""" Thanyoo verrrry merch! 8)
 I have sourced the Music and do a mean rendition of this Classic 12 Bar Blues Smasher on my Synthesizer. I have emptied many churches with that one!  ;) gnf
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

Kip

« Reply #602 on: Jan 25, 2013, 4:40 pm »
 
Loved it. Long may the king reign.
Obviously he has moved on from the chip shop.
 
Kip

« Reply #601 on: Jan 25, 2013, 9:22 am »
 

You didn't realise Elvis was Welsh...

http://www.wimp.com/thedepot/

gavinparson

« Reply #600 on: Jan 23, 2013, 8:07 pm »
 
Far be it for me to say.  ::)

Kip

« Reply #599 on: Jan 23, 2013, 7:37 pm »
 
Was that the reason she became the EX?
 
Kip