« Reply #928 on: Mar 12, 2014, 9:04 pm »
 
Found on FB ,I'm sure a few on here will understand no5 :) :)
http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand

implanecrazy

« Reply #927 on: Mar 07, 2014, 1:03 pm »
 
 :o :o :o :o :o :-X :-X :-X

« Reply #926 on: Mar 07, 2014, 11:49 am »
 
Yes you do. I have a video. Lol

implanecrazy

« Reply #925 on: Mar 07, 2014, 8:11 am »
 
Been there done that.
My page is a serious cooking page,we have technical terms. Burny burny,cutty cutty bleedy bleed. Get a grown up to read the instructions etc etc.
my favourite one is Yorkshire fondue. Hot dog sausages and microwaved cream cheese.

Gary we dont want to know what your favorite bedroom game is  :D

« Reply #924 on: Mar 07, 2014, 7:00 am »
 
Been there done that.
My page is a serious cooking page,we have technical terms. Burny burny,cutty cutty bleedy bleed. Get a grown up to read the instructions etc etc.
my favourite one is Yorkshire fondue. Hot dog sausages and microwaved cream cheese. 

« Reply #923 on: Mar 06, 2014, 10:02 pm »
 
Camping classic on my Cooking for retards, on Facebook.
Road kill special. Check it out. Lots of cooking ideas and safety tips for the culinary challenged.

In the oven at 120 degrees!  ;D look it up
Ian Brooks
Gloucester, UK

Kip

« Reply #922 on: Mar 06, 2014, 9:43 pm »
 
I am delighted to say that I have finally overcome my obsession with the Hokey Cokey.
I have managed to turn myself around
Heh!
 That's what it's all about.

Kip   :D

« Reply #921 on: Mar 06, 2014, 9:14 am »
 
Camping classic on my Cooking for retards, on Facebook.
Road kill special. Check it out. Lots of cooking ideas and safety tips for the culinary challenged.

Kip

« Reply #920 on: Feb 22, 2014, 7:51 pm »
 
I so wish I had invented that. What a fabulous  tool and what fun!!

Kip

« Reply #919 on: Feb 22, 2014, 6:43 pm »
 


Almost as much fun as a hovercraft ..... almost :-)

Kip

« Reply #918 on: Feb 19, 2014, 9:42 am »
 
Actuerally, I asked Sir John for MORE smileys not scarey ones. Though I do like them.
What I wanted was more  emotions with a wider range as I could not always find a really fitting one.
John,  Must try harder!

Kip  :) ;) ;D



« Reply #917 on: Feb 18, 2014, 8:51 pm »
 
He's just had his first go on a hovercraft!
Ian Brooks
Gloucester, UK

« Reply #916 on: Feb 18, 2014, 8:29 pm »
 
Is it me or are the new smileys a tad menacing and a bit scary?

especially Cheesy  :D, Grin  ;D and Angry  >:(!

PS has Cheesy taken something er... recreational?
National Sarcasm Society - like we need your support
http://www.patsure.com

« Reply #915 on: Feb 13, 2014, 6:05 pm »
 
Yesterday I had to settle for haribo marshmallows.
And today the radiator on my van breaks. It goes from bad to worse.
Tomorrow I expect there to be no vanilla slices in Gregg's if I happens I'm going to cover my self in hundreds and thousands,chocolate sauce,strawberry sauce and crushed nuts. That right I'm going to top myself.

implanecrazy

« Reply #914 on: Feb 12, 2014, 6:29 pm »
 
Not good down south lately.  Its usually this part of the uk that gets hammered by all the wind & the rain.  Hopefully it will all settle down shortly and the people beingeffected can start to rebuild their lives