« Reply #1093 on: Nov 21, 2014, 9:58 pm »
 
One way of sanding down the fairing!

Kip

« Reply #1092 on: Nov 21, 2014, 9:55 pm »
 
Anyone got a kill switch handy?


Kip

« Reply #1091 on: Nov 15, 2014, 6:11 pm »
 
MINE TOO--- but I wrote it before the operation. ---------------------- :o
TO state the obvious I just wasn't in the mood for KingFisher grovelling today!
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

Kip

« Reply #1090 on: Nov 15, 2014, 3:35 pm »
 
So beautiful it made my eyes water.

Kip

« Reply #1089 on: Nov 15, 2014, 2:05 pm »
 
                                               ODE TO CONSTIPATION
Dark velvet hour twinges,
A glance, a glower that singes,
He rises, lonely from his bed that clings,
Muttering, suffering to that room,
Whole body to assume,
The foetal and the womb.  :(

Whilst veins start a phase, of pain soon to raise,
Indicative vessels of soul searching toil,
When fists bunch up into gut wrenching boil,
To escape the body.
Ditch the nugget, To lug it, to tug it---
Release it, not hug it!  :'(

Lean forward, sit back,
Is surely the knack,
Now on the right track, Furrowed brow set to wrack,
Oh transitory rose, what constipatory prose.
Sweet sighs of the purgence,
Of that great emergence!  :o

G Nicholas Flint     15-11-2014
Memories are BETTER than Dreams---"Capn" FLINT

« Reply #1088 on: Nov 15, 2014, 7:08 am »
 
One for those with a larger workshop, apparently from a 1960's magazine article...

I give you... The Flying Wheelbarrow!

http://www.vintageprojects.com/go-kart/flying-hovercraft.pdf
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« Reply #1087 on: Nov 15, 2014, 12:59 am »
 
My local independent car shop sell "yellow sign boards" and black plastic numbers, not for number plates honest guv....
Ian Brooks
Gloucester, UK

« Reply #1086 on: Nov 13, 2014, 8:17 am »
 
I need a new trailer board number plate for my new van. Seems a bit unnecessary to have the V5 if the van is parked outside.
indespentiion do em

gavinparson

« Reply #1085 on: Nov 12, 2014, 11:34 pm »
 
I need a new trailer board number plate for my new van. Seems a bit unnecessary to have the V5 if the van is parked outside.

« Reply #1084 on: Nov 12, 2014, 8:32 pm »
 
I was told there from Scotland  where the law doesn't apply.

Kip

« Reply #1083 on: Nov 12, 2014, 5:54 pm »
 
They claim street legal and mine has  BS No AU 145D,  Whatever that means, and their post code

Kip

« Reply #1082 on: Nov 12, 2014, 5:48 pm »
 
The ones on ebay are sold as "Show Plates" and may not carry the BS*** number that makes them legal

PS:    BS*** is not shorthand for Bull Sh1t

PPS: I though a garage could replace plates like for like if they had sight of the vehicle and it was in for repair  :-\
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Kip

« Reply #1081 on: Nov 12, 2014, 5:29 pm »
 
How come that if you want a Number plate from a dealer,  who has to be registered, you need the V5 and proof of identity.
Yet you can buy them street legal on Ebay with no checks at all.
Just bought one.
Daft world innit!!

Kip

PS, My camper failed the last MOT because my No plate had my little "All who wander" thingy.
Cost me £19.00 for new ones

« Reply #1080 on: Oct 16, 2014, 8:56 pm »
 
Talking about wooden PCs...  Check out the Lizard Desk http://www.awadon.eu/en/
Stunning piece of furniture.

studlyone

« Reply #1079 on: Oct 16, 2014, 7:51 pm »
 
LOL,. I hope you are back to full health again quickly.

I look forward to seeing the results of your handywork. Heath Robinson, eat your heart out.